by darky_07 March 21, 2022
In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!
by Cummus Mom February 05, 2010
While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum August 12, 2015
Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
by Cal the Lion July 06, 2017
when someone plays something through there instrument, be it an electric or a classical one, and it sounds so musically amazing that those looking upon you see a look on your face as if you are a girl getting cummed on
"dude, dave mustaine playing the solo in Tornado of Souls was a cummusical experience for me"
"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"
"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"
by Hen Kenry December 09, 2008