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Commutard 

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
Commutard by LemonySnickets September 26, 2020

Commutard 

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
---------------

Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
Commutard by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

Commutard 

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
---------------

Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
----------------

Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
Commutard by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

Commutard 

A Commutard is born when you convert a dirt bike or dual sport motorcycle into a motard (or supermoto), and then use it for your daily commute. Hence "Commutard"
"Every day I see this guy riding to work on a motard. That must be his commutard!"
Commutard by Schleppydotnet September 16, 2009

cmustard 

to be contaminated by someone else’s poor bathroom hygiene
That dirty POS just cmustarded my keyboard.
cmustard by unknown638934 May 27, 2009

Cumstard 

a mix between cum and mustard to be used in any which way you want. Often used as a dressing on a Feckle Burger and also tastes amazing as a dipping sauce for Fecks
"oi do you want Cumstard on your Feckle BUrger"

"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"
Cumstard by Co-owner of Innuendo King December 27, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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