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Cummus

In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!
Omg so I went down on Johnathan last night and there was so much cummus!
by Cummus Mom February 5, 2010
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Cummus

The glue-like aftermath of shower masturbation involving a man.
While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum September 17, 2015
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cummus

the act of cumming and eating hummus out of a girls rectum
by darky_07 March 20, 2022
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Hummus Cummus

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus
by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017
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Cummunism

A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016
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Cumbussable

Someone who not only makes you horny but makes you want to cum just thinking about them. Just the thought or sight of them makes you want to nut all over and/or inside them.
duante: Look pear-shaped bitches like brianna love, mya g and miya g, they be so cumbussable

kanye: ye gentles got a ass that would swallow up a g-strings and up top, two bee stings
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Cummunism

A system where everyone cums at the same time and in equal amounts
"Cummunism is far superior to Cumitalism,"
by Fiveduck June 26, 2021
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