Cummus

In Israel they serve hummus with every meal. Israelis eat so much hummus that when girls give guys blow jobs, their cum tastes like hummus... therefore Cummus!

Omg so I went down on Johnathan last night and there was so much cummus!

by Cummus Mom February 5, 2010

Cummus

The glue-like aftermath of shower masturbation involving a man.

While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum September 17, 2015

cummus

the act of cumming and eating hummus out of a girls rectum

i had a session of cummus last night

by darky_07 March 20, 2022

Hummus Cummus

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.

My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus

by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017