brett's definitions

New Hampshire

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.

I love New Hampshire.

by Brett May 13, 2005

jordi

sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.

Jordi is fucking hott!

by Brett January 20, 2004

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

Lavittz

A jerk; one who is a Lavittz is a jerk

The one known as Lavittz is a jerk.

by Brett December 4, 2004

nerdgasm

To spontaneously throw one's Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in the air after seeing or hearing something that tingles their nerd-senses

Melvin: Oh, gee golly... The new X-men game is out for all consoles!!

Heimlech: !!! OMG!! *nerdgasm*

by Brett October 2, 2004

cherry

the hyman of a girl if she's a virgin

I broke that chic's cherry fo' real

by Brett January 10, 2007

fubpwnk

The act of getting Ganked, Pwned, and Fubar'd (Fucked up Beyond Recognition)

man u got fupwnk'd by that metal pipe

by Brett May 13, 2005