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Summoning 

im guna no life for a month and get 99 summoning first
Summoning by l33t money1 March 6, 2008

Summoning 

In Runescape, a skill released in early 2008. Once a decent level is obtained in the skill it can be incredibly useful, but do to the requirement of shards and charms to train it, this can be rather difficult for some players.

When training Summoning, you must use a blank pouch, colored charm variant on the familiar you make, a certain amount Spirit shards, and a secondary item unique to the familiar.

Likely one of the most popular familiars, the Spirit Terrorbird can be used to hold a nice extra 12 items and can make you run for a very long time provided you use the scrolls for it, or virtually forever depending on your weight and Agility level.
Summoning is a very useful skill in Runescape released January 15, 2008.

Player one: What level is terrorbird?
Player two: Just click on the skill guide you lazy git.
Summoning by Pieman586 August 24, 2008

summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

Summoning the monkey 

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.
"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"
Summoning Salt by anonymous November 10, 2020

Summoning My Aeons 

1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"

Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"

"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
Summoning My Aeons by SubjectSin February 2, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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