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Summoning 

Great, very talented epic/atmospheric black metal band. Write songs set in The Lord of the Rings universe. I could listen to their music for months and months.
Summoning makes me want to live in the mountains.
Summoning by Tea and Cereal January 14, 2009
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Summoning 

im guna no life for a month and get 99 summoning first
Summoning by l33t money1 March 6, 2008

Summoning 

In Runescape, a skill released in early 2008. Once a decent level is obtained in the skill it can be incredibly useful, but do to the requirement of shards and charms to train it, this can be rather difficult for some players.

When training Summoning, you must use a blank pouch, colored charm variant on the familiar you make, a certain amount Spirit shards, and a secondary item unique to the familiar.

Likely one of the most popular familiars, the Spirit Terrorbird can be used to hold a nice extra 12 items and can make you run for a very long time provided you use the scrolls for it, or virtually forever depending on your weight and Agility level.
Summoning is a very useful skill in Runescape released January 15, 2008.

Player one: What level is terrorbird?
Player two: Just click on the skill guide you lazy git.
Summoning by Pieman586 August 24, 2008

summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

Summoning the monkey 

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.
"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"
Summoning Salt by anonymous November 10, 2020

Summoning My Aeons 

1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"

Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"

"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
Summoning My Aeons by SubjectSin February 2, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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