Cummings

The act of breaking legislation because you somehow believe that you are exempt from the laws in your country.

Hi mate, I've just done a Cummings by driving 270 miles to my rents as the rona legislation does not apply to me. Wow Dom! Did The Ragged haired Idiot specifically exclude you from the rona lockdown?

by DominicCummings May 24, 2020

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 05, 2019

Cum

The shit that comes outta yo dick when u horny

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by icumcuzIGOTBIGASSDICK August 24, 2020

Cum

Cum is cum

Cum

by CummerCumCum May 25, 2021

Cum

Look, you're in school. You're bored. So yeah hi there.

I busted a FAT nut and my cum went all over the place.

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

Cum

A salty liquid usually put in tea to add flavour or texture

:Would you like cum in your #tea

:yes please i would love some cum in my tea

by Probablydead May 24, 2020

Cum

the white stuff that comes out of your pee pee

¨Mom! There's white stuff coming out of my peen!" "That's cum son."

by SmAlLpEeN December 03, 2018