cummedy

joke so good you cum

"67" "ughhh im cumming this is such cummedy"

by mcfartenson September 19, 2025

Cummed

When one mistakenly or intentionally blows their load inside of a vagina.

I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.

by Sunman666 September 20, 2018

thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

cummed

Well, because I created a link to here from came, I figured I better define cummed right. Cummed is the past tense of cum, plain and simple. If you wish to see my arguments, go look up came.

Marshall cummed while watching the Sin City movie trailer.

or

Last night Steve cummed after Mona gave him an awesome handjob.

by Doobie Smokes You May 17, 2005

cummed up

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

by speedpro81 October 4, 2010

Cummed

A past tense slang to describe the act of ejaculating.

"Becky grabbed me pee-pee in the bathroom yesterday and I cummed in my pants!"

by Thalty-Thailor October 20, 2018

cumedy

synonym for porn comedy, erotic/sexual comedy, porn parody;
pornographic genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect

What is this, a cumedy clip? This porn is supposed to turn me on but it's too hilarious.

by BamJamSam October 26, 2019