cummedy 

joke so good you cum

"67" "ughhh im cumming this is such cummedy"

cummedy by mcfartenson September 19, 2025

Cummed 

When one mistakenly or intentionally blows their load inside of a vagina.

I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.

Cummed by Sunman666 September 20, 2018

thrice cummed cock 

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

thrice cummed cock by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

cummed 

Well, because I created a link to here from came, I figured I better define cummed right. Cummed is the past tense of cum, plain and simple. If you wish to see my arguments, go look up came.

Marshall cummed while watching the Sin City movie trailer.

or

Last night Steve cummed after Mona gave him an awesome handjob.

cummed by Doobie Smokes You May 17, 2005

cummed up 

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

cummed up by speedpro81 October 4, 2010

Cummed 

A past tense slang to describe the act of ejaculating.

"Becky grabbed me pee-pee in the bathroom yesterday and I cummed in my pants!"

Cummed by Thalty-Thailor October 20, 2018

cumedy 

synonym for porn comedy, erotic/sexual comedy, porn parody;
pornographic genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect

What is this, a cumedy clip? This porn is supposed to turn me on but it's too hilarious.

cumedy by BamJamSam October 26, 2019