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cummeding 

when you cum in your uncle's ear and then 3.679 seconds later you have a giant nut which is proximally 13 oz. this can happen any time or any hole. all you need is a relative (older the better or more cenial the better) who didn't give you consent. you need to edge in a dark room then right before you burst a juicy nut you shove your willy in their ear giving them aids and hearing problems. if they sue you just make some fake video clips of them saying um in me Daddy and they can't fight back. if you are older than 18 you need to forge a fake birth certificate to make you known as a minor which will get almost all charges denied.
the other day I was edging the shit out of my cock while watching illegal child porn of a baby walrus and that one guy from state farm. then I ran up to my 102-year-old uncle Gregory whose birthday is today and was just about to blow out the candles. I then ran up and cummed once in his ear and then started cummeding again. he sued my ass but my birthday is one day after his so im gucci my niga
cummeding by niggabeater696969 November 14, 2023

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.
Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.
Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?
cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

ryan cumming 

ryan cumming by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

Second Cumming of Christ 

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

Cumming to Your Senses 

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*
cummingtonite by harmerboy January 1, 2010