ColdFusion's definitions

Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.

"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

kintama

Literally "golden eggs"
Japanese slang for testicles. Not to be confused for golden pillows which is what Son Goku called his grandfather's testicles (used as pillows) in Dragon Ball. Don't look at me that way...

Cracked him right in the kintama, she did!

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

beav

abbr. of Beaver especially as a nickname of a nickname of one Robert "Beaver" Cleaver.

"Hey Beav, why don't you commit acts of wanton destruction with me?" "Gee, I dunno Wally."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

culdart

Apparently texting-speak for "atleast". That is, without any space. If you type in 2853277, because you're too dumb to know 'at least' is two words, the phone apparently suggests 'culdart' to you. This editor uses proper keyboards to communicate, but knows people who actually use this like a real word on myspace and such.

im so lonley but culdart i have my teddy bear lolz!!

by ColdFusion September 3, 2009

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

astyanax

a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.

"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003