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fantastipotamus

an animal suggested by a daughter of Ron Howard in an episode of The Simpsons. it only sings three times a day.
"Hurry daddy or we'll miss the fantastipotamus! She only sings three times a day!"
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
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astyanax

a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.
"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
mugGet the astyanaxmug.

zoid

a high-powered fighting robot evolved from a combination of insect/reptile life and strange metal called 'zoid lignite/magnite'. they come from planet zi and have been bred/evolved into machines that humans can ride in/pilot.
let's have us a zoid battle!
by ColdFusion August 7, 2003
mugGet the zoidmug.

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
mugGet the the penis songmug.

kintama

Literally "golden eggs"
Japanese slang for testicles. Not to be confused for golden pillows which is what Son Goku called his grandfather's testicles (used as pillows) in Dragon Ball. Don't look at me that way...
Cracked him right in the kintama, she did!
by ColdFusion November 4, 2004
mugGet the kintamamug.

Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.
"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
mugGet the Homermug.

culdart

Apparently texting-speak for "atleast". That is, without any space. If you type in 2853277, because you're too dumb to know 'at least' is two words, the phone apparently suggests 'culdart' to you. This editor uses proper keyboards to communicate, but knows people who actually use this like a real word on myspace and such.
im so lonley but culdart i have my teddy bear lolz!!
by ColdFusion September 3, 2009
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