ColdFusion's definitions

zoid

a high-powered fighting robot evolved from a combination of insect/reptile life and strange metal called 'zoid lignite/magnite'. they come from planet zi and have been bred/evolved into machines that humans can ride in/pilot.

let's have us a zoid battle!

by ColdFusion August 7, 2003

penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003

culdart

Apparently texting-speak for "atleast". That is, without any space. If you type in 2853277, because you're too dumb to know 'at least' is two words, the phone apparently suggests 'culdart' to you. This editor uses proper keyboards to communicate, but knows people who actually use this like a real word on myspace and such.

im so lonley but culdart i have my teddy bear lolz!!

by ColdFusion September 3, 2009

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

aerosol

A deadly combination of copious intestinal gas and liquid diarrhea. The resultant combination is surprisingly humorous to everyone but the person it's happening just outside of.

"Aw MAN! I just cleaned that toilet and you had to aerosol the whole thing!"

by ColdFusion November 3, 2005

beav

abbr. of Beaver especially as a nickname of a nickname of one Robert "Beaver" Cleaver.

"Hey Beav, why don't you commit acts of wanton destruction with me?" "Gee, I dunno Wally."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003