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cumcandle 

when the cum comes out of the dick at the end and it looks like a suttle flame
bitch my dick looked like a cumcandle yesterday...
cumcandle by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016

Cum-cuddle 

When you creampie your partner, possibly accidentally, then proceed with spooning without cleaning up right away
“My boyfriend cum-cuddled with me last night, it was awesome and so warm”
Cum-cuddle by Dragontokill August 9, 2018

Comuddled 

Combination of confused, muddled or “muddy“ thinking.
Variant of muddled.

Confusion exacerbated by befuddlement.
Mario often felt comuddled when confronting myriad choices on the bakery aisle of his local supermarket.
Comuddled by IpmanEx88 October 10, 2019

Curpuddle 

When you have too many water related problems
Oh no my bathrooms flooded im in such a curpuddle
Curpuddle by Mel.N.Colley August 16, 2020

cumcandle 

a cum candle is a candle but the wax is cum this candle smells horific imagine cum but burning and it just smells like burt ruber or sum
hey is that a cum candle i smell? cumcandle

Cumuddle 

A stain that appears on the sheets after a night of sex; formed from the combination of cum and spray tan mixing together.
The maid was aghast to find a cumuddle on Snooki's bed sheets after a long night of smushing.
Cumuddle by Kalabby January 1, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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