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when the cum comes out of the dick at the end and it looks like a suttle flame

bitch my dick looked like a cumcandle yesterday...

cumcandle by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016

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cumcandle

a cum candle is a candle but the wax is cum this candle smells horific imagine cum but burning and it just smells like burt ruber or sum

hey is that a cum candle i smell? cumcandle

cumcandle by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019

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cummander

He who commands cum

cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003

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cumcuddle

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.

"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"

cumcuddle by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010

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cumchandelier

1.Male seamen placed neatly on any object until the seamen suspend in the air looking like a pearl white ornate object.

Holy shit Will cackjousted that poor girls mouth and hung a cumchandelier!

cumchandelier by wpiiltlt May 22, 2003

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cumdangle

1. A bit of cum hanging out of a person's mouth after oral sex.

2. Another substance that looks like cum hanging out of a persons mouth.

1. That was amazing! Oh you've got a cumdangle! Let me get that for ya! *wipe wipe*

2. HAHA Jeff! There's a whip-cream cumdangle on your lips!!

cumdangle by HowdyX3 July 22, 2009

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Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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