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Cumfuddle 

The verb cumfuddle means to cause a state of confusion in another or to have been put into a state of confusion and implied compliance through sexual suggestion. 2.Comfuddled can also be used as an adjective to indicate the object being in a constant state of compliance and confusion through sexual manipulation.
1.Any girl gets Jim all comfuddled to where he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
2. That's her cumfuddled mess not mine.
Cumfuddle by Wittybit September 16, 2016
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Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.
This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.
confuddle by Rabid Nozomi January 19, 2007

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
to be confused to the point where it seems that it could never make sense
Since I was talking about how to multiply a different way to my brother, he was confuddled.
confuddle by Roseapple May 31, 2018

Confuddled 

So freakin' confused and befuddled, you are unable to even distinguish between the two.
"I just subtracted five ducks from my chocolate pudding and got the Constitution of the U.S. Are ye confuddled?"
Confuddled by Mouse1010 February 14, 2006

Confuddled 

Zach is confuddled
Confuddled by Confuddled April 8, 2015

cumfumble 

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.
"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"
cumfumble by keatsway August 19, 2008
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