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cumpuddler 

Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.
Babe, you haven't moved an inch from our puddle of cum! You're such a cumpuddler!!
cumpuddler by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022
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cumcuddle 

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.
"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"
cumcuddle by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010

Curpuddle 

When you have too many water related problems
Oh no my bathrooms flooded im in such a curpuddle
Curpuddle by Mel.N.Colley August 16, 2020

Cumuddle 

A stain that appears on the sheets after a night of sex; formed from the combination of cum and spray tan mixing together.
The maid was aghast to find a cumuddle on Snooki's bed sheets after a long night of smushing.
Cumuddle by Kalabby January 1, 2012

Cumfuddle 

The verb cumfuddle means to cause a state of confusion in another or to have been put into a state of confusion and implied compliance through sexual suggestion. 2.Comfuddled can also be used as an adjective to indicate the object being in a constant state of compliance and confusion through sexual manipulation.
1.Any girl gets Jim all comfuddled to where he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
2. That's her cumfuddled mess not mine.
Cumfuddle by Wittybit September 16, 2016
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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