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cumcuddle 

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.
"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"
cumcuddle by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010

Comuddled 

Combination of confused, muddled or “muddy“ thinking.
Variant of muddled.

Confusion exacerbated by befuddlement.
Mario often felt comuddled when confronting myriad choices on the bakery aisle of his local supermarket.
Comuddled by IpmanEx88 October 10, 2019

Cumfuddle 

The verb cumfuddle means to cause a state of confusion in another or to have been put into a state of confusion and implied compliance through sexual suggestion. 2.Comfuddled can also be used as an adjective to indicate the object being in a constant state of compliance and confusion through sexual manipulation.
1.Any girl gets Jim all comfuddled to where he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
2. That's her cumfuddled mess not mine.
Cumfuddle by Wittybit September 16, 2016

cumpuddler 

Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.
Babe, you haven't moved an inch from our puddle of cum! You're such a cumpuddler!!
cumpuddler by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022

Cumddles 

I like cumddles.
Cumddles by Phoneky November 29, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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