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Cumflustered 

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.
... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered
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conflustered 

the instance of being both confused and flustered at the same time
I am so damn conflustered!
conflustered by Abby April 19, 2003

Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

conflustered 

The state of being confused and flustered at the same time. orginates from that one youtube video.
Carly was not conflustered aftter her great conversation with Kyle.
conflustered by Russian navy May 12, 2010

conflustered 

To be confused to the point where your sentences are made of actual words but lack any consistent point whatsoever.
then i got so conflustered that i messed up my entire speech and the whole class laughed at me.
conflustered by CCdances August 26, 2004

conflustered 

when you're confused and flustered at the same time=conflustered
conflustered by TCAT. October 1, 2013

cum flustered 

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.
Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...
cum flustered by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010
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