You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?
This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaperpaste solution!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."