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Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.
Yi fuckin cuntbagger.
Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

Cuntbanger 

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

cumbaggery 

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.
"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."
cumbaggery by kmj January 20, 2003

Triple Cuntbagger 

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
Triple Cuntbagger by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014

Cuntduggery 

Cuntduggery is distinguished from fuckduggery whereas with cuntduggery, one is engaged in intentional physical action to make another's situation uncomfortable to unbearable in a manner designed to obfuscate knowledge of who committed the act. With fuckduggery, things are more abstract and involve mind games and not tangible objects.
This is a major act of cuntduggery puncturing my car tire with a screwdriver knowing I'll get fired for being late for the third time this week.
Cuntduggery by E_jeck November 13, 2022

Cuntzagger 

The act of taking the edge of your palm across a clitoris multiple time in opposing motions. Usually done during cunninglingus as a means to get a breather or assess what the hell you just got into. Usually done while highly intoxicated.
Jason 87 is a cuntzagger because when he got down there she wouldn't let him back up, so he got bored and just zagged the cunt.