cum tears 

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.

Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.

cum tears by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

cum tears 

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

cum tears by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

cum and tears 

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

cum and tears by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

Tears and cum 

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum

Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*

Tears and cum by Big -d March 12, 2019

tears of cum 

When a guy ejaculates into someones nose and it comes out their tear gland, looking like cum tears.

She cried tears of cum last night after I came up her nose.

tears of cum by iamaskankywhore April 25, 2010