A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.
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When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.
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I gave that faggot a Cum Slurpee on the weekend
I gave that faggot a Cum Slurpee on the weekend
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Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
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