cum slurpy 

A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.

His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "

When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.

cum slurpy by speckled platypus May 24, 2010

cum slurpy 

what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza

felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11

cum slurpy by Renee January 14, 2004

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore 

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Cum Slurpee 

When a girl blows a guy and with his load in her mouth then goes to hook up with the guy and transfer his own cum into his mouth

That stupid Bitch gave me a Fucking Cum Slurpee Last Night

I gave that faggot a Cum Slurpee on the weekend

Cum Slurpee by littlegogetter August 27, 2009

cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

cum slurping lips by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

Bloody cum slurper 

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .

Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .

Bloody cum slurper by Han $olo October 2, 2021

Cum slurp 

When you slurp the cum out someone’s ass. To get ass cum in your mouth.

“Last night I got so drunk my friend got a video of me doing a full cum slurp. I’m so embarrassed.”

Cum slurp by jeremyyjamess June 23, 2019