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Definitions by UsedPizza

Tom Brady 

Proof that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time.
Bill Belichick turned Tom Brady, a man with the athletic prowess of a dying monkey with down syndrome, into the winningest quarterback of all time.
Tom Brady by UsedPizza January 21, 2019
Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes
Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night?
Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.
Soccer by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Pansexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans
Chef One: Oh my god, I fucking love this frying pan!
Chef Two: I love fucking this frying pan!
Chef One: Dude, you're pansexual? That's fucked up!
Pansexual by UsedPizza June 19, 2016
Yesterday, I caught my older brother watching Zentai.
Zentai by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore 

Why, you of course!
You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

fedora the explorer 

People who believe that a fedora would go perfectly with their shitty neck beard and dirt-stache
Los Angeles is full of fedora the explorers