Definitions by UsedPizza

Tom Brady 

Proof that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time.

Bill Belichick turned Tom Brady, a man with the athletic prowess of a dying monkey with down syndrome, into the winningest quarterback of all time.

Tom Brady by UsedPizza January 21, 2019

Soccer 

Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes

Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night?
Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.

Soccer by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Pansexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans

Chef One: Oh my god, I fucking love this frying pan!
Chef Two: I love fucking this frying pan!
Chef One: Dude, you're pansexual? That's fucked up!

Pansexual by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Zentai 

Enlightened Japanese cartoon pornography

Yesterday, I caught my older brother watching Zentai.

Zentai by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore 

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

fedora the explorer 

People who believe that a fedora would go perfectly with their shitty neck beard and dirt-stache

Los Angeles is full of fedora the explorers

fedora the explorer by UsedPizza April 2, 2016