Pansexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans

Chef One: Oh my god, I fucking love this frying pan!
Chef Two: I love fucking this frying pan!
Chef One: Dude, you're pansexual? That's fucked up!

by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Zentai

Enlightened Japanese cartoon pornography

Yesterday, I caught my older brother watching Zentai.

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Soccer

Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes

Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night?
Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.

by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

fedora the explorer

People who believe that a fedora would go perfectly with their shitty neck beard and dirt-stache

Los Angeles is full of fedora the explorers

by UsedPizza April 02, 2016

Tom Brady

Proof that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time.

Bill Belichick turned Tom Brady, a man with the athletic prowess of a dying monkey with down syndrome, into the winningest quarterback of all time.

by UsedPizza January 21, 2019