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colorado cum fest 

dude wanna have a colorado cum fest this weekend? hecka yee!
colorado cum fest by Mike Vick October 20, 2007

cum festerer

a person who produces rancid jizz.
oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!
cum festerer by smitey August 2, 2011

Idaho Corn Cum Festival 

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.
Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.
my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!
cumfest by Jakey-G August 24, 2005
as the name implies, it's a festival where you cum and dry your your boys (your cum sack aka your nut sack) to the point of being a desert where sperm and other cum beings live till they die of thirst or hunger for cum and some people (that will not be named) has went far and beyond to dry their sacks and many died from dry sack
your friend: Hey are you going to the Cumfest

you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now

you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!
Cumfest by Mcjuggernut69 November 30, 2020
where lots of cum (sperm) is involved in a sexual activity
my god me and daniel have a lot of wanks togeter and spunk alot eg cumfest lol
cumfest by tim raine July 18, 2008