cum cushion 

1. a stuffed animal a man uses to blow his load.

2. a slutty girl who's only good for one thing...

1. I dunno man, I wouldn't nuzzle with Rob's teddy bear. I'm sure he cum cushioned that earlier today

2. That girl at the party last night is such a cum cushion. I heard that she slept with the whole football team.

cum cushion by stripparella February 22, 2009

cumcussion 

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013

Cumcussion 

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.

That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

Cumcussion by TheDrunkenBulletTM June 17, 2013

Cumcussion 

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

Cumcussion by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009

Cumcussion 

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.

"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"

Cumcussion by Mister Muff June 23, 2016

Cumcussion 

When having sex as the woman begins her orgasm, she gets hit upside the head losing consciousness and her orgasm.

While screwing Erin senseless doggy-style, as she begam to cum I socked her head giving her a cumcussion.

Cumcussion by DJ Kleen May 10, 2011

Cumcussion 

A cumcussion is when you cum on a girl forehead so hard she gets knocked out by the pressure

Yo I gave that btich a cumcussion

Cumcussion by Dre the cum god January 22, 2023