cum coffee

When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.

Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.

by Cumbarista November 5, 2013

coffee cum

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices

Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed

by kvixen October 3, 2011

Cumoffee

Cumoffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino...

This act is typically preformed without the drinker's permission or knowledge of the act...

"Hey Dan I made you some coffee"
"Oh Thanks" - takes a sip
"MMMmhhh thats good cumoffee"
Dan spits the coffee all over...

by JMITCH MD March 19, 2009