cum coffee

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When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.

Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.

cum coffee by Cumbarista November 5, 2013

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coffee cum

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices

Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed

coffee cum by kvixen October 3, 2011

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Cumoffee

Cumoffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino...

This act is typically preformed without the drinker's permission or knowledge of the act...

"Hey Dan I made you some coffee"
"Oh Thanks" - takes a sip
"MMMmhhh thats good cumoffee"
Dan spits the coffee all over...

Cumoffee by JMITCH MD March 19, 2009

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026