2 definitions by JMITCH MD

Cumoffee

Cumoffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino...

This act is typically preformed without the drinker's permission or knowledge of the act...

"Hey Dan I made you some coffee"
"Oh Thanks" - takes a sip
"MMMmhhh thats good cumoffee"
Dan spits the coffee all over...

by JMITCH MD March 18, 2009

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Mog

A lame person who refuses to participate in typical activities.

Mike didn't want to come party with us because he's a mog.

by JMITCH MD November 26, 2008

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