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cultivhater 

A person who criticizes others on social media for not growing cannabis to their standards, claiming superior cultivation skills to demean others.
I had a cultivhater tell me my garden skills suck because my plant had a yellow leaf.
cultivhater by Happy grower March 9, 2024
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cultivated 

Knowledgeable, someone who has a good education, information, or taste an manners.
Mr Smith is a well cultivated man.
cultivated by Samir He June 23, 2016

KANSAS CULTIVATOR

The act of banging a bar scank in a freshly plowed field, then pulling out and shooting your load in the dirt, thus truly planting your seed.
"I didn't want anyone to see me with Suzy so I took her out to the edge of town and gave her the Kansas cultivator!"
KANSAS CULTIVATOR by kdot08 April 24, 2008

Cultivator 

A person who absorbs qi/chi/mana or spirit energy that is present in the air via breathing exercises or through pores on their body.
Cultivators are immortal

the cultivator

ONE who cultivates master herbs at top qualities, such as KUSH
"Man, my bro Chris is growin some of that krazzy Blue Dream and Master Kush thats off the hook!"

"I know. He's the CULTIVATOR!!!!"
the cultivator by KushChronicler January 4, 2010

cultivate 

To grow or create. Normally refering to the male testicles.
Come on Johnny, why don't we cultivate?
cultivate by cultivater911111 March 12, 2005

cultivatepropagate

cultivatepropagate is a term used to describe the act of publicity slandering and shaming someone who has different views from you on social media.

When you become triggered by something that a normal person wouldn’t think twice about. Levitating with rage. It is a social media meltdown spectacle which will undoubtedly gain you many followers, but only to laugh at your expense.
Yo did you see Shiela’s post today? She went total cultivatepropagate on Troy after he asked how her day was!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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