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CUFFS
An accomplice of LAFF and JIE but very much possesses originality in his method of abuse and exposure upon Internet losers.
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CUFFS • Cuffs Event • cuffs 'n collar • cuffship • cuffski • cuffsniper • Cuffspect • Love Cuffs • Sex Cuffs • ankle cuffs
cuffs
what you would call a crazed postman, who joins the marines to kill people. warning signs of your friends becoming "cuffs": 1. they only leave the couch to piss or drink.
2. they have people deliver their laundry saying its from the "Mailman"
3. they tell you they want to join the marines to kill people
4. the couch they live on smells like stale urine and Dorito's
2. they have people deliver their laundry saying its from the "Mailman"
3. they tell you they want to join the marines to kill people
4. the couch they live on smells like stale urine and Dorito's
the mail man came by the other day, he was mumbling to himself and smelled like booze. i bet hes gonna go cuffs one of these days.
cuffs by chappy pickshisnose April 25, 2008
cuffs 'n collar
cuffs 'n collar by Moby Doug July 19, 2009
Cuffs Event
It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).
Cuffs Event by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020
I can break these cuffs
A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"
I can break these cuffs by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010
Shoot the cuffs
The term refers to the habit that some men had of flicking their wrists in order to show the cuffs of their sleeves, and the cufflinks. The phrase goes back to the days when celluloid collars and cuffs were the salesman's answer to the laundry problem when on the road. With the high-buttoned jackets of the period, the collar and cuffs were all that showed, and since celluloid could be wiped clean with a damp cloth, a shirt could be made to last a week.
Dandies would like to ostentationsly show their cuffs in a sudden and showy way.
It is also called "to shoot one's linen" in an unnecessary display of shirt cuff.
Dandies would like to ostentationsly show their cuffs in a sudden and showy way.
It is also called "to shoot one's linen" in an unnecessary display of shirt cuff.
Shoot the cuffs by Balzy July 10, 2008
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