Urban Dictionary: Lapper

Top definition

someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls

Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me

by eljx June 25, 2005

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I've been jabbed

by Francesco II March 20, 2021

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

by jondoe156 December 22, 2009

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords May 31, 2015

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?

by Josh Clark January 18, 2007

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

by mindy June 06, 2003