cudle 

A legitimately-sized bean, that is used for holding two concrete beams at a construction site, where elves and dwarfs run rampant through the woods (near the construction site) in the nude and without credit cards.

It is also a mother bear who forgot to buy Charmin for her cubs.

n. Drat, Meredith is a cudle because that bear hasn't been to Wally World in a long time.

v. Sally is cudling around the elves.

cudle by Kryshna Yodeakna February 10, 2004

Cuddle Huddle 

A group of people cuddling, hugging, or otherwise embracing for a prolonged period of time while in an upright position. May be standing or sitting, but not lying down.

"It was too wet outside to lay down, so instead of a cuddle puddle we formed a cuddle huddle."
"Our group hug lasted so long that it stopped being a hug and became a cuddle huddle"

Cuddle Huddle by TruthinParadox June 7, 2016

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.

1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.

cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.

My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.

cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020

friendship cuddle 

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.

"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."

friendship cuddle by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

cuddle horny 

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see

I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.

cuddle horny by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012

Bear cuddle 

Being cuddle by/cuddling with a large, bear-sized man all through the night.

We bear cuddled last night, it was very romantic.

Bear cuddle by magnetic zero February 20, 2011