Skip to main content

cuddle raper 

A man/woman who violates another man/woman by cuddling them when they are not aware/willing of being cuddled
"I was passed out on the hospital stretcher and when I woke up he was laying next to me, he was such a cuddle raper!"
cuddle raper by Uniqwa July 16, 2008
Words you can keep

cuddle rape 

v. To sometimes violently cuddle with someone against their consent.
I couldn't sleep, much less breathe, because Adrienne was cuddle raping me all night.
cuddle rape by Tool Chest July 31, 2005

Cuddle Rape 

When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.
My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
Cuddle Rape by xBobLoblawx November 1, 2012

cuddle rape 

The act of forced cuddling upon an unwilling participant.
"Whenever I'm watching TV with Kelly she always ends up cuddling with me even though I don't want to. I feel like I'm being raped! I'm totally a victim of cuddle rape."
cuddle rape by Meg L. February 6, 2009

Rape cuddle

When someone straddles you and cuddles you forcefully
My friends cornered me and made me cuddle with them when I didn't want to aka rape cuddle
Rape cuddle by Gabs2017 July 11, 2015

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.
I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.
Cuddlerape by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next