crydration

The process of giving someone a glass of water because they are crying.

After I fucked this cute girl, I found her in bed crying. So I went to the kitchen and got her a glass of water because she required proper crydration.

by MatthewZatthew July 10, 2017

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

Crybation

To masturbate with your own tears. If unable to produce tears, visine or a laboratory produced tear will suffice.

After the complete dejection of the entire female population, Paul was left with crybation as his only means of fulfillment.

by Not the Paul in the Example November 14, 2009

Cryomation

Cryogenic + Cremation = Cryomation. When someone dies, they are cryogenically frozen until such time that they can be cremated and buried.

Brian loved science fiction and said that when he died, he wanted to be cryogenically frozen so that once there was a cure for what he died from he could be cured and brought back to life. Once Brian passed, his family had to wait 2 weeks until he could be cremated. His body was cryogenically frozen until the time came that his body could be cremated for his burial. This combination of procedures equals Cryomation

by Elfworld February 15, 2026