Cryan

Another name for Ryans that get really butthurt and upset by the smallest things.

Friend 1: Wow, I can’t believe how upset Ryan gets at that joke.
Friend 2: Yeah he is really being a Cryan now.

by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard May 31, 2018

CRyan

someone named Ryan that cry's over a stupid bitch while at work, causing many countless hours of work missed.

silly CRyan is at it again... how many times has that bitch broken up with him?

by Andy Helgeland December 21, 2004

Life of Cryan

To have your own MTV show that displays your disfunctional life as a teen skater that portrays you crying every time you don't get your way!

The show "Life of Ryan" on MTV should be called "Life of Cryan". Every time something happens to him he crys. What a pussy!

by jfldsfjsfljsf January 8, 2008

Cryan McShame

A sad situation that a wetwipe might cry about is classed as a Cryan McShame.

Wow, you got 8th in Mario Kart? What a Cryan McShame...

by katyharrington July 3, 2019

Cryan cravila shake

when your so drunk you put a Apple phone In a blender and call it apple juice, then you and the boys drink it at the liberty tree mall

Let’s go get a cryan cravila shake

by One fresh pizza69 December 5, 2019

Cryan

A man that loses alot. Mostly finishing in 3rd place or lower. Often crying and whining. Full of excuses with nothing to back it up.

Cryan looked up at the leaderboard to notice the absence of his name. Another lost race...

by Angrytooth January 21, 2022

Cryan

Bryan when he is angry once again

Cryan stop crying

by Hxxuodnzbdxkwodk February 8, 2022