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A situation where three emo kids sit in a triangle and cry. Much like the circle jerk, but without the awkward masturbation. Or extremely gay overtone. Accepted actions within the cryangle include writing depressive poetry, crying, and of course, self-mutilation. Music from the Emo or Screamo genre can be added for a more depressive effect.

Emo Kid #1: My horribly middleclass life sucks..
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!

cryangle by Scruffy McBear October 30, 2008

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Crangle

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

Crangle by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

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Crangled

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010

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cranglet

i lost kinda

lets see if i can yeet this to the trashcan! nooooo! cranglet!

cranglet by unicorngirl300 January 24, 2023

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crangle

cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\

The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.

"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"

"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"

crangle by CrangleMasta January 19, 2009

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crangle

verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches
noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf

Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won!
Ya I know...he's such a crangler

crangle by meatton June 2, 2009

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Crangle

Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.

"Wow she's a bit of a crangle"

Crangle by Dadigreg May 4, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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