cryangle 

A situation where three emo kids sit in a triangle and cry. Much like the circle jerk, but without the awkward masturbation. Or extremely gay overtone. Accepted actions within the cryangle include writing depressive poetry, crying, and of course, self-mutilation. Music from the Emo or Screamo genre can be added for a more depressive effect.

Emo Kid #1: My horribly middleclass life sucks..
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!

cryangle by Scruffy McBear October 30, 2008

Crangle 

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

Crangle by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

Crangled 

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010

cranglet 

i lost kinda

lets see if i can yeet this to the trashcan! nooooo! cranglet!

cranglet by unicorngirl300 January 24, 2023

crangle 

cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\

The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.

"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"

"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"

crangle by CrangleMasta January 19, 2009

crangle 

verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches
noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf

Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won!
Ya I know...he's such a crangler

crangle by meatton June 2, 2009

Crangle 

Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.

"Wow she's a bit of a crangle"

Crangle by Dadigreg May 4, 2019