crusty-crack 

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

crusty-crack by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003

crusty crack 

when ur ass is hairy, sweaty, and moldy and has acne from cheek to cheek.

hey crusty crack! wash ur ass!

crusty crack by unisha February 14, 2008

crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

crusty cracker by i like to cry November 7, 2019

Crack The Crust 

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"

Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.

Crack The Crust by infuscate, pakke November 9, 2022

cracker crust poptart 

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

cracker crust poptart by assgiggles December 10, 2011