Definitions by DAVEYWAVEer

crusty-crack 

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

crusty-crack by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003