crustup

a crustup is when you leave your food on the table without eating it for hours and it goes dry and crispy.
Works well on potato and cheese.

ah! mum, there's been a crustup, my potato and cheese have gone crispy

by alex taylor July 30, 2007

Crustus

That kid in your Spanish class.

“Who’s in your Spanish class”
“C r u s t u s and Crustus and crustusss”

by MakeCrustusViral November 26, 2019

Crustus

A kid that smells like ham and probably takes spanish

Joe:Have you seen that crustus around?
Gilbert:No, I think he’s in my spanish class though

by Makecrustusaviralword November 29, 2019

Crustus

they are known for being “soulmates” or “Luca and Alberto” in cosplay on tiktok! but the chemistry they both have together is superior. together they can conquer the world (alike the meaning of frogs in love.) all the smiles and longing looks don’t go unnoticed by the fandom. you’d fall in love with love if you saw the way Crustus looked at each other and it’s not coincidental that Crustus met the universe knew what it was doing.

(Crusty.) Crustus is the only relationship/friendship you wish you had, Crustus is having your first love over the internet and seeing them in real life just to fall in love again and it’s poetic almost.

if you have Crustus in your life keep them close they deserve only the best and to be safe.

(Crawford Arnow and Justus Veijk)
Follow your dreams. 🥰

p: dude did you see CRUSTUS today?
o: yeah!
p: man.. I wish I had what they had.

by .r August 12, 2021

Crustus

a singular kid from your spanish class multiple are called crustuses (crust us is)

Tom: My spanish class is filled with crustuses

Joe: yeah my class has one or two crustie

Tom:what’s a crustie
Joe: another plural version of crustus

by Makecrustusaviralword November 26, 2019

crustpaté

A crust punk with dreadlocks.

Watch that crustpaté sniff his fingers.

by spazztec October 30, 2011

Crustulum

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.

I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.

by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011