Crustlord

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.

“Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”

by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018

crustlord

A guy who hasnt showered in so long he looks like he is physically deteriorating.

That crustlord never hops off his gaming computer.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

cuntlord

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

Crust Lord

Someone who you can tell is lacking proper hygiene and is generally greasy. Originated in Coal Grove, OH.

Man, that kid is such a freakin’ CRUST LORD, his hair looks like it’s solid!

by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019

crustor

Someone who sleeps so much that their eyes are constantly crusty

"I can't chill today fam, I'm tryna take a nap."

"You're a fucking crustor, fam. Fuck. We might as well not even be fam anymore."

"Damn dude. Gn."

by Swyperr October 11, 2020

Crustworthy

1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat

And/or

2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust

Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"

Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"

Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"

Example 2

Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"

Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"

Example 3

Cassi: "Kayla?"

Kayla: "What's wrong?"

Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"

Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"

by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014

Crustwood

When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.

I had a terrible case of Crustwood when I woke up because I forgot my rag.

by EatThatPussy448 July 6, 2017