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dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

Custerdome 

A fictional skyscraper containing the luxury apartment where the plot of Steely Dan's song Gaucho unfolds.
"Bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Custerdome"
Custerdome by sabrehagen November 22, 2011

Panty Cruster 

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

Crusterbushel 

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.
I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.
Crusterbushel by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster 

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
Dry Cruster by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

crusted dumpling 

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.
That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.
crusted dumpling by msmasdf December 28, 2013