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crystalize

a sad desperate alcholic hooker wid a huge arse

normally becomes addicted to chat rooms
crystalize is a old alco
crystalize by lmaohaha September 22, 2006
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crystalize

to clarify, make crystal clear, or easier to understand
crystalize that for me, man
crystalize by envai July 5, 2016

krystalized 

Of an extreme elite, or greater type than the regular type.
You're mom was so krystalized, I couldn't handle myself.
krystalized by Krystalized0 March 4, 2011

Crystalites 

One of the best, if not the best ORAS NFE player of all time on Pokemon Showdown which is run by smogon. It is a commonly used term to reference other good players on PS.
Groot: Crystalites is so good, it's a shame he doesn't like SD Roselia
Crystalites by JetterThanU August 21, 2019

Crystaljean

A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.
My gfs crystaljean she’s a keeper.
Crystaljean by MizZzSweet June 19, 2021

Crysalice 

A female deity associated with weeping willows. Willow roots seek the underground streams that flow to and from the earths oceans. To create a crysalice, much like the willow roots, you must first force the victim to surrender completely to the deep watery world of their subconscious. The soul must then be captured as an offering to the tree. Unbeknown to the victim, their souls are contained within the willows, they communicate by whispering through the leaves in the wind. In folklore, a crysalice has the ability to transcend time and ‘switch’ - at the price of eternal grieving.
'I wonder if we can retrieve the soul of this crysalice? Perhaps she can become human again.'
Crysalice by perephonesballads March 1, 2020

crystallized 

"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.
When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.
crystallized by laxuo June 29, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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