Crushy

Crushy: A very boring turtle looking teacher.

'Oh look there's a Crushy teacher'

'Oh look there's a Crushy teacher'

by The Biggest of the Big Bois December 10, 2020

Crushy

Somebody who has a crush on somebody else.

I saw my crushy again today, he was really cute!

by Fedoraman May 1, 2010

Crushy

The name of popular gamer/influencer "Crushy Kandi" he is an inspiration to most.

Oi wagwan have u seen crushy hes mad peng innit.

by Omar Al Tamari June 4, 2021

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Crush Culture

The overall societal consensus that everyone needs to be in a relationship or like someone

"Do you like anyone?"
"Dude, stop feeding into the crush culture"

by yesnonoyesno February 26, 2019

Hallway Crush

To have a crush on someone you see daily in the hallway/ at school but they don't have any classes with you or haven't even had a conversation with you; you have no means to communicate/ you try to but fail

"Omg! My hallway crush is coming this way! Smile, and pretend you're laughing i'll make eye contact!"

by doverdose May 23, 2014

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020