crushin’ A 

Consuming alcohol; originally coined by students at Clemson

“Hey are you crushin’ A this weekend?”
“Bro don’t tempt me with a good time 👀”

crushin’ A by anonymous November 20, 2020

seeing your crush in a relationship 

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

seeing your crush in a relationship by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018

crushing a loaf 

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

crushing a loaf by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

crushing ass

The act of pounding out a girl from behind.

I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.

crushing ass by Lewda February 27, 2008

crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.

"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."

crushing ass by talking goat June 23, 2003

crushon.ai 

crushon.ai is an ai that has no filter,

crushon.ai ai: i wana fuck you

someone: no.

crushon.ai by killmealready2736272763 March 17, 2024

Crushinator

shoving your palms in a females vaginal cavity and ripping it apart. Once this feat is accomplished, you motorboat whatever is left of that beefcake!

Phil: "So how did u like the Crushinator I gave you last night?"

Martha: "It was pleasurable but my pussy is ripped to shreads!"

Crushinator by Zerox 2022 April 19, 2010