Definitions by Krispywaffles

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

Cruser Bruiser by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014