Look at this guy; he's on his 15th cocktail and now he's going to yell at the manager. Fucking crunkenstein.
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by heather beather January 20, 2009
Get the crunkenstein mug.A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.
Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.
Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"
Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.
Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"
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Get the Drunkenstein mug.State of alcohol intoxication where a person has been completely obliterated with an amount of alcohol that is extremely above his/her tolerance level. Exceedingly bad decision-making skills are prevalent, periods of functioning black-outs ensue, appearance includes but not limited to: pasty skin tone (due to severe dehydration), glazed over half-opened eyes, a swaying gait, standing is difficult and falling is pretty much guaranteed, disheveled hair (rats nest for females)… unfortunately this person thinks & acts like their overall appearance is way hotter than reality. Basically makes a complete ass out of him or herself… extreme moron activities are a given. A drunkenstein will bulldoze blindly over anything and everyone in their path without acknowledgment (basically like Frankenstein would). Attitude & activities of a drunkenstein will often push people around them to the point where they want to kick the drunkenstein's ass.
Examples of activities while in this state: drinking and dialing / texting your friends or flavor(s) and leaving overly loving or rude and nasty, slurred, unintelligible messages ("I love you more than you know" or "hey cock-sucking whore"). A drunkenstein, will fight with friends or strangers… pushing buttons to start a fight (for no explainable reason?). Tackle and wreste people down or destroy others personal property. Smack people in the genitals and think it's funny. Expose nipples, cooch or cock to anyone - thinking they actually want to and should see it. Tongue kiss with same-sex friend (and are not gay/lesbian). Dance with him/herself in a mirror and think they're dancing with an actual partner. Take off on a drunk-run, not sure where to, but just run for miles (Forest Gump?). Pee their pants (in public). OR pee on partner and say they're marking their territory. Pee on furniture thinking it’s the toilet and then actually try to find the flusher. A drunkenstein would crawl in to bed with friends' significant other or mom/dad and spoon/snuggle them. Dine & dash (unknowingly?) or run from taxicabs after not paying. Face-plant falls - stitches required… any type of fall (gait issues). Beer goggle with EXTREMELY regrettable hook ups.
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It was used in a Breaking Bad episode, Gray Matter S01E05. Jessie is cooking methamphetamine, and he ends up with a huge crystal. His friend exclaims, "This crankenstein is unreal!"
It was used in a Breaking Bad episode, Gray Matter S01E05. Jessie is cooking methamphetamine, and he ends up with a huge crystal. His friend exclaims, "This crankenstein is unreal!"
This crankenstein is unreal!
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