A mysterious beast whose appetite for females and drinking is ravenous. Has been seen in Brazil doing jiu jitsu. If you see this beast approach with caution.

look over there...in the woods do you see it, crunkdana.

crunkdana by crunkdabes March 31, 2005

Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong

When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.

"what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothing much. I was just crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong"
"OH SNAPSKEEZ!"

Typical responses to this word would be, "oh snapskeez" or "oi vey"

Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong by koalalover July 11, 2009

crunkdated

crunkdated:

similar to updating, or bumpdating (see bump), but when you update a website or message board in a crunk fashion

also, see lil jon (father of crunk)

bam!!! crunkdated!!! yeah!!!!!

crunkdated by jeffry hesse May 31, 2005

Crunkarse

A spanish reflexive verb. Originating from the root word 'crunk'. Crunkarse directly translates "to crunk oneself." To be the cause of one's own badassness.

Conjugation of crunkarse:
Yo me crunko.

Tu te crunkas.
El/Ella/Ud le crunka.
ect.

Crunkarse by Beast-Mode January 10, 2010

CrunkYard

A Proper Noun: Any group of 4 or more individuals who regualarly get "crunk" (see "crunk") in a yard.

In this instance "crunk" refers to any altered state of mind often involving boxed wine, and is not simply limited to a yard.

alt def::
can also be used to refer to the the group of people.

"Yo, what time crunkyard at tonight?"

"Where my crunkyard at?"

CrunkYard by CrunkYard February 4, 2010

crunkdafied

Well more and above just plain crunk

Man that party last night was CRUNKDAFIED!

crunkdafied by Mr. Nelson February 26, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026