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CrunkYard 

A Proper Noun: Any group of 4 or more individuals who regualarly get "crunk" (see "crunk") in a yard.

In this instance "crunk" refers to any altered state of mind often involving boxed wine, and is not simply limited to a yard.

alt def::
can also be used to refer to the the group of people.
"Yo, what time crunkyard at tonight?"

"Where my crunkyard at?"
CrunkYard by CrunkYard February 4, 2010
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Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong 

When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.
"what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothing much. I was just crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong"
"OH SNAPSKEEZ!"

Typical responses to this word would be, "oh snapskeez" or "oi vey"

Drunkyardigan 

A drunkyardigan is a happy drunk in a place where they belong, where they will probably sing a song, and maybe dance along.

Derived from drunken nights and the love for the colorful characters on the Nick Jr. show.
We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore! We always find things we've never seen before! That's why every day we're back for more! We're your friends, the Drunkyardigans!
Drunkyardigan by eyereene August 31, 2011

[Crunkadelic] 

Crunked to the point of delerium.

A modern spin on the idea of 'Funkadelic' popualized by George Clinton in the late 1960's.

The qualities of being Crunk, Funkadelic and even Psychodelic (depending on the Sizzurp consumption rate) all rolled into one easy word.
The band got all Crunkadelic after the lasers went up.

We is Crunkadelic all up in this solar system.
[Crunkadelic] by Donkey Hodey January 20, 2009

Crackyard 

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at
Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!
Crackyard by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023

Crunkarse 

A spanish reflexive verb. Originating from the root word 'crunk'. Crunkarse directly translates "to crunk oneself." To be the cause of one's own badassness.
Conjugation of crunkarse:
Yo me crunko.

Tu te crunkas.
El/Ella/Ud le crunka.
ect.
Crunkarse by Beast-Mode January 10, 2010

Chunkard 

A fat-ass, ugly child.
Youre little sister is a chunkard,Steven.
Chunkard by Berry McKockiner May 8, 2010
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