crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"

anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't

by Ron March 2, 2005

Crunkcussion

The act of hurting ones self severely due to being under the influence.

Boy: Dude I just fell into the bathtub! It doesn't hurt right now, but I'm going to have a serious crunkcussion tomorrow.

by CaptainMorgan303 May 25, 2010

Crunklecunt

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.

That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.

by G. Smiley January 15, 2011

crunkbunker

An ass. A butt. A bum. Rear End. The bunker in which your crunk resides.

"Man - I need to unload my crunkbunker after all those tacos."

"Whoa - that lady has a fine crunkbunker"

by jprime May 12, 2010

crunkcup

a term commonly used to describe a flashy gold or silver cup that is carried around and used to hold alcohol in.

Lil Jon carrys around his crunkcup so he can party it up.

by Mark Leonard December 28, 2007

Crockcunt

The name of a person that balls as hard as a crocodile but acts like a total cunt.

Yo, young jeezy be actin all like a crockcunt up in this crackhouse.

by Vasik November 9, 2012

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005