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Crunkcussion
Boy: Dude I just fell into the bathtub! It doesn't hurt right now, but I'm going to have a serious crunkcussion tomorrow.
Crunkcussion by CaptainMorgan303 May 25, 2010
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Crunklecunt
A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.
That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.
Crunklecunt by G. Smiley January 15, 2011
crunkbunker
"Man - I need to unload my crunkbunker after all those tacos."
"Whoa - that lady has a fine crunkbunker"
"Whoa - that lady has a fine crunkbunker"
crunkbunker by jprime May 12, 2010
crunkcup
a term commonly used to describe a flashy gold or silver cup that is carried around and used to hold alcohol in.
crunkcup by Mark Leonard December 28, 2007
Crockcunt
crunkcrotch
crunkcrotch by Jake April 23, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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