Crunkcussion
Boy: Dude I just fell into the bathtub! It doesn't hurt right now, but I'm going to have a serious crunkcussion tomorrow.
Crunkcussion by CaptainMorgan303 May 25, 2010
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cuntcussion
The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010
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cuntcussion
literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless
cuntcussion by Tedamata April 27, 2007
Cuntcussion
Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'
Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'
Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'
Cuntcussion by SubLee June 16, 2023
Cuntcussion
Cuntcussion by CM24 December 12, 2013
Cuntcussion
“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”
Cuntcussion by Giddytitty07 January 10, 2020
cuntcussion
When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.
cuntcussion by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
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