crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

crustcrotchment

When you put your hand down a nasty girls pants and can't get your fingers in due to crustcrotchment.

Her crustcrotchment was thick enough to float a bottle cap on.

by cocolpetzeretcolpetzer May 6, 2018