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crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle
Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”
crunkeling by PP succ May 24, 2019

Nelson crandella

A creature best known for its curly locks,juicy fangs,small toe like clubbed thumbs,long pokey overhanged nose that is like a baby shark and long spindley portable legs

Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area
Look over there its Nelson crandella doing the butt slap,that butt slap turns me on,id like to put my slap in her butt
According to the Gman Squad episode 5:
"A crundle is a flap of skin between your ballsack and the butthole. Much like a taint."

If you get shot by a Gman wearing glasses, your must promptly shout, "Ah! My crundle!"
"Ah, my crundle! Ah, my tits....my tits..."
Crundle by Crackbone'sLover June 23, 2009

bundle of crundle 

A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.
Holy shit she is fat, she looks like a bundle of crundle!

crundering 

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.
Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."
crundering by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011

CDC (crudely drawn cock) 

Symbol very often posted on forums or drawn on pub windows when severely bored or feeling mischievous.

Can also be used to illustrate the phrase teh cock
"I love teh cock and so does Lu"
see image attached