crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle

Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”

crunkeling by PP succ May 24, 2019

crunkeling

The pointless action of rubbing two pieces or saran-wrap together. That produces an immensely annoying sound.

Every time i use my windhshield wipers i have to put up with crunkeling!

crunkeling by BowBiter February 20, 2009

wall-to-wall counseling 

A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.

Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.

Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.

For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.

The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.

wall-to-wall counseling by Eidako July 27, 2003

Northeast Counseling 

The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.

nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.

nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.

nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.

nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.

Northeast Counseling by Hazletard-in-Chief August 18, 2011

Crinkling 

Furries walking about in diapers. Mostly filled.

Other terminologies include: Crinkle

At RainFurrest they were crinkling.
This is how you crinkle.

Crinkling by Kekistani_Memefag July 17, 2017

crundering 

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.

Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."

crundering by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011

chunneling

The insertion of a connecting pipe between two peoples anus's (preferably a clear pipe) and the passing of turds back and forth for sexual gratification.

Do you fancy something different tonight darling? On urban dictionary I found something called Chunneling

chunneling by Lee Bullock- MulletHunter September 10, 2003