Crundelman

You start off by giving your dago friend a nice juicy cleveland steamer on his chest. At the same time you must be fucking Ben in the ass at which point you remove your cock and place the tip of your dick right above his lip to leave a shit mustache. You then procede to dip your balls in the shit left over from your cleveland steamer and place them directly on the wop's eyes to leave the appearance of 2 black (brown) eyes. You then procede to get your dick sucked by a Sicilian and ultimately cum inside their nostrils once you're finished.

I was hanging out with a bunch of my Italian buddies until suddenly they asked me if I wanted to perform a Crundelman on them. It's apparantly a custom of friendship over there.

Crundelman by BellBivDevoe92 April 2, 2009

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krundelman

You poop on a frenchmans chest...while pissing on Derek Roy's face. A turkish midget licks your ass, while 3 hookers sodomize a goat.

Get that krundelman out of here! Or 'Go ahead, give me a krundelman.'

krundelman by otis oldcrow March 29, 2009

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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